Feared Captain of the Tarantula, and democratically elected King of the Lye Sea.
Zess is a Skaven Swashbuckler, a Lost from many realms away. He and his First Mate are among a minority to have gotten Lost with someone else at the same time. In their world, Zess had only vague aspirations of Piracy, but here in the Maize he has become a force to be feared and admired in equal measure. But should you find yourself on the wrong end of his Ratsprayer, know he has a soft spot for Orphans. Yes, like any good Pirate, Zess can be appealed to where it hurts, but careful he doesn't catch you in a lie, for veangeance would be swift...
Zess prides himself on being a prime example of Skaven Superiority, with well groomed black fur, unmatched (according to him) skill in combat, and a perfectly respectable height, thank you very much. Clad in tight leather boots and tighter black pants, firmly cinched with a large belt, and an open, flowing white shirt, with a bit more chest exposed than may be decent anywhere but on a pirate ship, and a bandana tied across his forehead, he looks every inch a Pirate King.
Before finding himself stuck in the Maize, Zess accomplished a great many things. He was cursed, he was an accomplished sewer diver. He went on a prolonged quest with a wizard he'd come to know wherein they discovered, in no particular order, a fix for his curse, a long-lost beer recipe, feelings for each other, and his long-lost sister. Now trapped here, he and Spindle have resigned themselves largely to their fate, but would still be intrigued by the notion of a return...
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